Favorite Quotes from…anything really.

I'm a fan of an Indy filmmaker named James Ward and his company Three Degrees Off Center. In his second feature length project title The Hit Girl a bounty hunter runs across a magic statue that changes him from a middle age 220 pound man to a 98 pound teenage girl. At one point the bounty hunter *(renamed Jessica) ends up at their neice's slumber party. The other slumber party attendees give Jessica a makeover. When the niece and her mom return from getting more chips at the store Jessica sayd my favorite line in any movie I've ever seen.

Jessica is sitting on the stairs in a dress with a clown level of makeup on and says through gritted teeth "They made me wear a thong." First time I watched the movie and that line happened I shot Dr. Pepper out of my nose. Not so much the words, but the delivery.

My favorite exchange between Al Bundy and one of his shoe store customers:

"I can't believe you'd say that to my face!"

"Well, I'd say it behind your back, but my car only has a half a tank of gas!"

“Time for my show, Cotton. You’ve been CANCELLED.”

-Roman Bridger; Scream 3 Assembly Cut

"What was I to do? Call him for cheating better than I did in front of the others?" Robert Shaw as Doyle Lonagan in The Sting

Just realized your user is a HR reference lol.